Look, I have no way of knowing whether the following are sincere moments from the Clinton campaign or if they are staged events to scare people into the voting booths so they can pull a lever for Hillary. I do know that in politics there are fewer accidents than the unsuspecting public would believe. Especially with the Clinton political machine. So as Voters from New Hampshire are doing their statistically irrelevant duty lets take a look at what “spontaneous” moments have happened on the Clinton campaign trail:

1. Hillary cries.

The tears may have been genuine but not because she cares so much about America. It’s because she cares so much about power and that she probably just read the latest polls showing her upcoming defeat to Obama Winfrey.

It’s a bold move because while this could connect to female voters it’s dangerous for a female presidential candidate to show weakness. George Bush cries all the time and look where that got us.

2. Iron My Shirt Heckler

This reminds us that Hillary is having a tough time because “the remnants of sexism alive and well.” She isn’t losing because she a power grubbing political whore. No, it’s because she’s a woman and the presidential primary is her glass ceiling.

3. Girl power, yes. Black power, not so fast.

Meanwhile Clinton is trying to create a glass ceiling for the black presidential candidate when she says: “‘Dr. King’s dream began to be realized when President Johnson passed the Civil Rights Act,’ Mrs. Clinton said when asked about Mr. Obama’s rejoinder by Fox’s Major Garrett after her speech in Dover. “It took a president to get it done.’”

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