I have a lot of questions of anyone running for president, and I expect to get them answered. For example, do you like cherry pie? How many American flag lapel pins do you own? Are you lactose intolerant? The last one is especially important because, while I don’t want to sound narrow minded, I’m very lactose intolerant intolerant. It’s nothing personal, really, it’s just that if you can get taken down by a glass of milk, you’re not ready to be negotiating with nuclear-armed rogue states on this country’s behalf.

And when it comes to a relentless focus of major campaign issues, I’m not alone:

Poll: Bullshit Is Most Important Issue For 2008 Voters

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