My Two Dads Not Appropriate for Children

Authorities in Loudon County, VA have decided to pull a children’s book from its library shelves because two male penguins decide to raise an egg together:

In the book, male penguins Roy and Silo team up to care for another pair’s egg. As a family, they hatch and raise a chick named Tango.

“Every child might not be ready for that,” [public information officer for Loudoun County Public Schools Wayde] Byard said. “They might not be mature enough to deal with that subject matter.”

It is safe to assume that there is no gay penguin sex in the book — so I have to wonder what in the hell Loudon County Public School officials are thinking when they read children’s books.

Dirty bastards.

One Response to “My Two Dads Not Appropriate for Children”

  1. I think these school officials have a point here - there are a lot of kids out there who “might not be ready” for the concept of two loving parents raising a child together. What’s the divorce rate in Loudon County again?