Finally, we have an update on the case of former Maria Cantwell scheduler James Michael McHaney. He was arrested by the FBI last year for - allegedly! - trying to arrange a mid-day sexual encounter with a 13 year old. He has now pleaded guilty to possession of child pornography instead. And for someone who is only 28, he had quite a collection:

Prosecutors said he had more than 1,000 images of child pornography, as well as videos and DVDs portraying children as young as three engaged in sexual conduct.

Is it just me, or are pedophiles themselves getting younger and younger? I would have associated a stash of this magnitude with a mouth breather in his mid-50s, easily identifiable by his narrow, crooked mustache and trademark pedosmile. In any case, let the getting-raped-in-prison jokes fly.

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