U-G-L-Y You Ain’t Got No Alibi
Posted on February 21st, 2008 by Suetonius
Kyeisha Fuller, 23, is accused of stabbing a 26-year-old man after he made a disparaging comment about her appearance on Tuesday while visiting her apartment in Yonkers, N.Y.
“The dispute turned physical after the victim called the suspect ‘ugly’ and she then stabbed the victim with a kitchen knife in the shoulder.”
What we need is a ban on kitchen knives, but those damned “knife rights” advocates make our streets and kitchens war zones unsafe for our children.
SPORKS FOR EVERYONE!!
Filed under: Politics is Personal, Daily Rant
Feb 21st, 2008 at 5:29 pm
How ’bout a ban on disparaging words instead? I am personally sick of being called “dirty old hoe-bag moron” and wouldn’t mind it if the state could crackdown on that.
Mar 2nd, 2008 at 10:04 pm
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