U-G-L-Y You Ain’t Got No Alibi

Literally:

Kyeisha Fuller, 23, is accused of stabbing a 26-year-old man after he made a disparaging comment about her appearance on Tuesday while visiting her apartment in Yonkers, N.Y.

“The dispute turned physical after the victim called the suspect ‘ugly’ and she then stabbed the victim with a kitchen knife in the shoulder.”

What we need is a ban on kitchen knives, but those damned “knife rights” advocates make our streets and kitchens war zones unsafe for our children.

SPORKS FOR EVERYONE!!

2 Responses to “U-G-L-Y You Ain’t Got No Alibi”

  1. How ’bout a ban on disparaging words instead? I am personally sick of being called “dirty old hoe-bag moron” and wouldn’t mind it if the state could crackdown on that.

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