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And I thought laws outlawing suicide were stupid:
The mayor of a Brazilian town is trying to bring in a law making it illegal for residents to die.
Mayor Roberto Pereira da Silva, of Biritiba-Mirim, came up with the idea because the town’s only cemetery is full.
He wants to bring in a law that would see relatives of people who die before their time face fines or even jail.
The law would make it an offence for the town’s 28,000 citizens to not look after their health properly.
Mayor Pereira da Silva said there was no way of expending the cemetery or building a new one, reports Agora Sao Paulo.
He said: “Eighty nine per cent of the town is rivers, the rest is protected because it is tropical jungle.”
The state government had promised to help build a new vertical cemetery - but nothing had been done.
Gym memberships have reportedly shot up since the mayor announced his plans, and more people are visiting doctors.
Nanny state health issues + environmental regulation = laws against death.
I couldn’t make this stuff up if I tried.
Via Daily Dish.
Filed under: Behind Every Law..., Freedom Meets Darwin, Profiles in Governance
Mar 31st, 2008 at 10:35 am
It has actually been suggested that this law, which he actually proposed about 2 or three years ago, is in protest of the government ban on building cemeteries due to environmental issues (and that he knows it will never become an actual law). If that is true, I think it is hilarious and applaud the move.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biritiba-Mirim