And statistics:

More than 90 percent of Americans — including one in five people who say they are atheists — believe in God or a universal power, and more than half pray at least once a day, according to results of a poll released today that takes an in-depth look at Americans’ religious beliefs.

I guess “or universal power” is a significant qualifier, but the teaser link to the story said “More than 90 percent of Americans — including one in five people who say they are atheists — believe in God.”

I was no math major, but honestly.

Regardless, all this adds up to a simple conclusion: people are stupid.

You’re not stupid because you believe in God–it could be a wholly separate reason–but if you’re a self-proclaimed atheist who believes in God, then yes, you’re a moron.

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