According to a 20 year old student at BYU, porn may be as addictive as heroin:

Our society is fast becoming numb to the sexual imagery in movies and television. It’s not that men are the bad guys. Taking into consideration how their minds and bodies work, even a man who finds pornography offensive can be lured into the traps all around him. Pornographic sites sneak into non-pornographic pages, where even the most loyal husbands can stumble upon an addiction they never wanted to feed.

Yes, as I was innocently surfing the internet for a new pair of khakis, I stumbled upon Jenna Jameson’s site by accident and BAM! I was hooked for life.

Hello. My name is Sue, and I’m a pornoholic. (HI SUE!)

Sex is an expression of deepest love and devotion. Any wife would be horrified to find her husband cheating on her with another woman. Finding out that he is addicted to porn, or even looking at it casually, is just as traumatic and leaves her feeling just as betrayed.

Come again?

Sex with someone you love is indeed the best sex you can have…in my opinion. But, hooking up with a gymnast after a night of body shots and suggestive dancing at a club is, well, pretty awesome too.

Furthermore, I’m pretty sure most women would much prefer their husbands/boyfriends to subscribe to Playboy magazine or the Spice Channel than maintain a woman on the side. Call me crazy.

Normally, I think the LA Times Op-Ed page is the best of the major American papers (New York Times, Washington Post, Wall Street Journal, and that coloring book of a rag known as the USA Today), but letting some 20 year old (presumably) Mormon girl (read: virgin)  rant about the destructive evils of erotic film is preposterous.

Maybe next week they’ll let me opine on the horrors of my experience with menopause.

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