For all you communists that will actually skip opening night of the NFL season, I suggest a drinking game to help you get through what promises to be a ::yawn:: barn-burner of a speech by Sen. John McCain this evening.

Everytime he says:

“Vietnam” — 1 drink
“Iraq” — 1 drink
“bi-partisan” — 2 drinks
“commander-in-chief” — 1 drink
“experience” — 1 drink
“terrorists” — 1 drink

After three minutes, call poison control because you’ll be on the verge of death from acute alcohol poisoning.

Enjoy.

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