Freedom on Film

Freedom, friends, is all around us. Even in popular culture. Even in Hollywood. Even on television and in the movies. Even when the people involved in the production of the television and movies don't know it's there. And yes, even when they actively deny that it's there. Behold.

George Carlin (1937-2008)

The world of comedy is short one of its most influential figures today. George Carlin died Sunday in Los Angeles. He was 71.

While he undoubtedly grew embittered as he aged, and many of his once-hilarious rants seemed to be simply angry, conspiracy-laden tirades in the past few years, it would be hard to overstate Carlin’s impact on the world of comedy. His influence could be seen in so many different performers: from the cutting wit of Chris Rock and the biting commentary of Lewis Black, to the half-baked observations of the late Mitch Hedberg, Carlin’s legacy has left an indelible mark among his fans and peers.

When I heard the news this morning, I thought to myself: “shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits.” (As you may imagine, the video is NSFW.)

R.I.P.

The O’Reilly Minute

And no, we’re not referring to how long Papa Bear lasts in the sack, because A) that’s fucking gross and B) we doubt he’d last that long.

Using the Interwebs for Justice

While most people use YouTube for stupid shit, very stupid shit, and mind-bogglingly stupid (albeit highly entertaining) shit, every now and again someone harnesses the power of the Interwebs for a good cause.

In 1974, at the end of her eighth-grade year at Parkland Junior High School in Montgomery County, Kathy Beatty signed a classmate’s yearbook. “To a real sweet guy,” she wrote. “Too bad we had to get stuck with Rodman for math. See ya’ next year.”

The next year, Kathy was assaulted and left to die in a ditch not far from her home in Aspen Hill. No one was ever arrested.

The classmate, Steve Kerpelman, went on to become a police officer and then a private detective. He has now turned his attention to his former classmate, whose friendly, joking demeanor remains evident in how she signed the yearbook note: “Wov, Kathy Beatty.”

“I think this case can be solved,” Kerpelman said.

Kerpelman and his small Columbia-based firm, Legal Investigative Group, are employing an unusual tool: YouTube.

On a recent day, in a basement recording studio in Rockville, one of his investigators, Debra Hayre, narrated what would become a voice-over. “We are convinced someone knows something about that night,” she said. “And we are asking for your help.”

So, as my good deed for the day, here is the video:

Horse thieves, Bull Dykes…and METHODISTS!

It is with great sadness that we mark the passing of Harvey Korman.

R.I.P.

Midnight Dance Party: Bopping is NOT a Crime

So, our friend is out of jail and has been assigned a court date. Needless to say, everyone involved is of varying degrees of pissed off.

Megan, Radley, Julian, and Jason all have good takes on what went down — I suggest checking out their posts for some insight–and a little laughter too.

Photographs, video and eyewitnesses aplenty, this should be a slam dunk against the government — but that does not mean that this is all ok. An arrest is still an arrest and our friend faces consequences for doing absolutely nothing wrong. She was polite, cooperative and stone-cold sober. Her crime, in addition to “bopping” (as overheard spoken by one of the arresting officers), was apparently inquiring as to what exactly she was doing wrong. For that, she was thrown up against a pillar in front of about 20 friends and summarily arrested — for quietly celebrating TJ’s birthday.

It should be noted that if she was “MMM-bopping,” the officers may have had a stronger case. But that is neither here nor there.

N.B.:

After calming down a bit, I realized that the original version of this post may have, albeit unintentionally, painted the entire police force with a single stroke. The simple fact of the matter is that this was a wrongful arrest by a single police officer or group of officers. This should not even reflect the entire Park Police or even all those on duty last evening/this morning.

That said, I have no love for that particular officer and his over-the-top actions.

“…From My Cold Dead Hands!!!”

Well, gun haters. Now’s your chance.

What? Too soon?

Freedom on Film: The Onion Movie

I got this from Aynnie this morning. She can’t get to F&S because her employer (Yeah, can you believe it? She actually works for people!) has a content filter she can’t get around. But I thought I’d post this in her absence:

Headed to Des Moines. Who’s coming with me?

The Day our Brains Stood Still

What is scarier than an atomic bomb? Keanu Reeves with a cause.

In the upcoming remake of the Day the Earth Stood Still, the actor will step into the role of Klaatu, delivering the message that if we as a species do not act now, global warming will destroy us–changing the original agent of our destruction from war and nuclear weapons.

“The first one was borne out of the cold war and nuclear détente. Klaatu came and was saying cease and desist with your violence. If you can’t do it yourselves we’re going to do it. That was the film of that day,” Reeves explained. “The version I was just working on, instead of being man against man, it’s more about man against nature. My Klaatu says that if the Earth dies, you die. If you die, the earth survives. I’m a friend to the earth.”

Though I kind of doubt he used the word detente, Keanu makes sense. After all, what’s more frightening, the skin-searing, city-leveling instant death of nuclear bombs, or the idea that in 500 years time we’ll be able to walk outside without jackets in early March? EARLY March! The horror! The horror!

The new version also, perhaps unwittingly, hits the environmentalist-nail on the head, highlighting their core belief– that nature is more important than the lives of men.

On review though, this switch-over to global warming doesn’t really seem as smooth as I first thought. I haven’t read the story, nor have I watched the original movie, but it seems that the aliens in the original version had some real cause to worry about humanity engaging in ever increasingly sophisticated warfare…I mean, it is conceivable that we would one day create weapons with a range that might endanger other planets.

But global warming? Not so much. Why would aliens feel the need to regulate us destroying our own planet? It just doesn’t jibe. Unless they try to claim that humans in the future will spread the effects of global warming to affect other planets (like the way Halliburton totally caused the mars ice caps to melt).

Then again, I am trying to make sense out of a Keanu Reeves movie, which can sometimes feel like working with an alien rubik’s cube.

“I’ll Just Have to Go On Taking Cold Showers Until They Elect Some Gal President”

Huckabee has Chuck Norris. Obama has Oprah. Hillary gets…the Joker?

I like the selections in the video. First, you have a psychotic clown killer who (fittingly) yells “MONEY! MONEY! MONEY! Who do you trust?!?” The next guy is a stir-crazy homicidal maniac talking to an imaginary bartender. And then, of course, you have a Marine colonel from Gitmo who, as Nick Gillespie points out, supports torture of his own soldiers.

The best line of the video was taken out of context, so I thought I’d refresh your memory as to what Col. Jessup actually said about superior officers:

And finally, one clip I’m really surprised didn’t make the cut for the Hillary ad:

Via our good friends at Hit & Run.

Afternoon Dance Party: Ego Trips Is Not My Thing

Other working titles:

Afternoon Dance Party: Gettin’ Girls Is How I Live
Afternoon Dance Party: Spreading Myself Around
Afternoon Dance Party: Yo, Teddy, Kick It Like This

Okay, I think you get my point. This song RULES! And, it’s very libertarian: Yes, Bobby Brown, you can have money in your pocket. Because of capitalism and freedom and shit.

Enjoy, friends.