Loves it.

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NYT Headline: 300 Advisers Shape Obama’s Foreign Policy

Could also read: ‘300′ Advisers Shape McCain’s Foreign Policy

UPDATE: NYT changed the headline to “A Cast of 300 Advises Obama on Foreign Policy.” Doesn’t work as well, but such is the way online journalism works these days.

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From (a letter to) NRO:

[W]e all knew Bush was an incompetent dolt and a liar a long time ago. After all, 50.1% of the country saw this back in 2000. Now 75% of the country realizes it. The other 25% would vote for a chimpanzee if he said he loved Jesus, hated gays and was opposed to abortion.

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Seneca found a gem:

“This is a guy who is back in the 1940’s and we need a president for 2010.”

Er, what?

McCain is guilty of many things but a throw-back to FDR he is not…

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So, the Prez headed to the Boss’s home town this week — Freehold, N.J., that is, made famous in this particularly depressing tune from the mid-80s — to visit a debt counseling agency and give a “major economic speech.” If you were watching live, what you saw was the Commander-in-Chief standing amidst rows of cubicles filled with what looked like PBS pledge-drive volunteers on headsets, ready to take your calls:

INTENDED MESSAGE:  We’re so busy doing the good work of helping Americans in hard times that we don’t even take a break when the President drops by.

ACTUAL MESSAGE:  This lamest of lame duck leaders has been rendered so utterly irrelevant that he commands less attention than Bob from Accounting.

“Hey girl, what’d you do last night?…No shit. Aight, aight, cool…What’s that? Oh, I don’t know, they got the President or some shit talking here…Yeah, in my office. Bitch is being loud standing RIGHT next to my cubicle…I know! Like, why they got to be all up in my bidness? Anyway, we still going to Temptations tonight?”

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Bhutan.

TOKTOKHA, Bhutan, March 24 — Without revolution or bloodshed, this tiny Himalayan kingdom became the world’s newest democracy Monday, as wildflower farmers, traditional healers, Buddhist folk artists and computer engineers voted in their country’s first parliamentary elections, ending a century of royal rule.

In a historic event for the country of 700,000, entire families took to winding mountainous roads, traveling sometimes for days in minivans, on horseback and on foot to cast their ballots, marking Bhutan’s transition to a constitutional monarchy.

In a move more typical of American democracy, the former Bhutanese king made one statement just before doing something completely counter to it, all the while preserving a touch of happy-go-lucky quaintness:

Before abdicating the throne to his son in 2006, the country’s fourth king, Jigme Singye Wangchuck, had taken methodical steps to give power to the people, saying that he believed no leader should be “chosen by birth instead of merit.”

As part of his Gross National Happiness plan, he reformed the country’s feudal system, giving land and jobs to the poorest farmers and launching a free health and education system. He and his Harvard- and Oxford-educated son, King Jigme Khesar Namgyal Wangchuck, remain immensely popular. Many Bhutanese still refer to both father and son as “His Majesty.”

Granted, I’d lose my shit if our next president proposed a “Gross National Happiness” plan–and I’ll leave the judgments on the national agriculture, health and education systems alone–but congratulations to the Bhutanese people.

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Headline on WaPo.com:

White Male Vote Could Be Key

No shit.

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There has been plenty written about Geraldine Ferraro’s comments re: The Obamanator. I think this cartoon sums it up pretty well:

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Huckabee has Chuck Norris. Obama has Oprah. Hillary gets…the Joker?

I like the selections in the video. First, you have a psychotic clown killer who (fittingly) yells “MONEY! MONEY! MONEY! Who do you trust?!?” The next guy is a stir-crazy homicidal maniac talking to an imaginary bartender. And then, of course, you have a Marine colonel from Gitmo who, as Nick Gillespie points out, supports torture of his own soldiers.

The best line of the video was taken out of context, so I thought I’d refresh your memory as to what Col. Jessup actually said about superior officers:

And finally, one clip I’m really surprised didn’t make the cut for the Hillary ad:

Via our good friends at Hit & Run.

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I can’t make this stuff up.

The GOP felt they needed to conduct a survey to see how much trash-talk McCain can use in the upcoming general election campaign:

The Republican National Committee has commissioned polling and focus groups to determine the boundaries of attacking a minority or female candidate, according to people involved.

Normally, the general standard I tell white people is this: You know what not to say in front of black people in conversation– or women, homosexuals, etc. as the case may be. If you have a question about whether or not to say it, DON’T.

The fact that they hired phone banks and pollsters to figure this ditty out only points to the complete disconnect between the GOP hierarchy and those people not old, rich, male and white.

And those who want to point fingers at the GOP only should read further down in the story:

[The GOP] could simply have asked Joe Biden, John Edwards, Bill Clinton or any number of Democratic politicians who stung over their choice of words in this campaign already.

Foot-in-mouth disease, it seems, is not only a Republican problem.

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